Monday, May 28, 2007

Our child's name

Let me preface this post by saying that I'm actually squatting while typing. They said something about practicing squatting as a birth position to build up the muscles that hold you up. I'm still banking on scientists figuring out how to beam children out of their mother's bodies in the next two months... you know, like Scottie on Star Trek. Anyway...

All right, everyone, I'm tired of keeping it in, we're going to tell you the name... Crazy Man Shenk. Yup, he'll have cSm monogrammed on all his towels and his fancy fountain pens. No seriously, this kid is insane. I think he wants out! He's been moving around like an absolute CRAZY MAN (hence his name) the past few days and sometimes it actually takes my breath away for a couple of seconds (and Bob gets that panicked, "Are you OK?" look on his face). It's reached a new level of insanity this week. Can someone tell him that he needs to bake for another 7-10 weeks? Thanks....

Ok, this squatting thing is getting old...

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